Gaming the System

Will Wilkinson proposes the best way to work Congress’ new ‘Cash for Clunkers’ legislation:

OK. Let me get this straight. I can get $4500 toward a new car as long as my old car gets terrible gas mileage. Well, I’ve got a 1996 Civic, which gets 30-something MPG. But it’s worth less than $4500. So I guess I should sell it for what it’s worth ($2-3000) maybe, buy a total piece of shit for as cheap as possible, and then exchange that for $4500 off a new car? I’d be several grand ahead. Of course, most of the models of new car I’ve got my eye on get worse mileage than a 1996 Civic. So if this plan induced me to buy a new car when I wasn’t going to, which it might, and I get the kind of car I think want, taxpayers will have paid me $4500 to drive a nicer but less fuel efficient car than I’ve got. Thanks democracy!

This is the kind of stuff that happens when you combine a move towards socialization of industry and the green lobby. It makes me wish I had a hunk-of-junk to sell right now. Car prices are almost as good as home prices for first time buyers.