Holy Communion: The Big Stick Way
March 11, 2009 9 Comments
As I finished the last box of Girl Scout cookies the other night (just in time for starting back at the gym) I remarked to my wife that I can think of at least one way the Catholic church could increase attendance… revising the Communion ingredients.
I really don’t think Jesus would mind. I always picture him with a sense of humor.
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I can’t say I disagree with you.
I’ve always imagined Jesus as a Republican. Maybe he has an Islam: It’s a Blast tshirt. Haha.
Well, the wine thing is still a pretty good idea. But maybe alternating wine/crackers and milk/cookies every other Sunday?
I like the idea of mixing it up! Who knows what the communion wafer will be this week?!?
I really hope he had a sense of humor. Figures they wouldn’t cover it in the Book.
-TP
I’m just glad you made a good choice as far as which cookie to show in the picture. It’s always nice to see someone else whose taste hasn’t been reprogrammed by the Cult of the Thin Mint.
Steve,
I’m a tagalong man, through and through. I’m embarrassed to say how many i’ve eaten this year.
I’m a Tagalong man too, although I’ve also got a craving for Samoas. I actually ration my cookies throughout the year – otherwise, December could roll around and I wouldn’t have any!
When I was a kid my sister was in girl scouts and my mom was the ‘cookie cordinator’ for her troop. That meant we had to go to the local firehouse and pick up hundreds of boxes for my sister’s troop and then get them organized. my brother and i would do all the heavy lifting so we ‘helped ourselves’ to a few extra boxes of tagalongs when no one was looking. (I was a good kid, but i had an evil sweet tooth). We would hide them under our beds.
Nowadays it’s almost too easy. Illegally gotten gains always tasted better.
The Cult of the Thin Mint will claim you AAALLLLLL!
Muhahahhaa!
Wait… That would leave less for me. Never mind! You eat the Tagalongs! Nothing to see here! If you need me I’ll be no where near the freezer. Nope. Not me.
*chomp chomp chomp*
-TP